Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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