i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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