for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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