your room smells of hookers.
And success
operation harelip BJ is a go
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
