Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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