This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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