Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
well you can't waste a boner
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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