I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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