Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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