How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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