I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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