I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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