Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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