Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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