he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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