I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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