if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize