i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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