FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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