Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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