You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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