I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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