just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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