you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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