people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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