ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
