she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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