yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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