Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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