Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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