In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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