there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
please don't ironically join a cult
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