Farmville is her only friend.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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