Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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