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I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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