This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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