No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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