1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
soo... how was my night?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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