I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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