you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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