physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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