i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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