how hairy? two words: wookie tits
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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