It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My underwear smells like fireworks.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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