The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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