At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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