So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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