no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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