try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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