I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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