Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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