VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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