is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think people are normalizing furries
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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