He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The adults are the big ones right?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
